Rainy Day Drugs

Feb
2014
20

posted by on Misc

Okay, I was supposed to be writing an article about statins (drugs that lower cholesterol). But I wrote this instead:

Rainy Day Drugs  #40 & ZD4522

(Everybody Must Get Statin-ed)

 

They statin you when you’re feeling mostly fine.

They statin you when your labs are out of line.

They statin you when your diet mostly sucks.

They statin you and then they say “good luck.”

 

Well I would not like to eat less fattenin’

Everybody must take a statin.

 

They statin you when you drink too much wine.

They statin you almost all the time.

They statin you when you eat lots of meat.

They statin you and then they say repeat.

 

Well I would not rather take cisplatin

Everybody must take a statin.

 

They statin you when you are young and strong.

They statin you when things start to go wrong.

They statin you whenever they are able.

They statin you at your own breakfast table.

 

Well I would not like to eat less fattenin’

Everybody must take a statin.

 

 

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